Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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