We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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