There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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