There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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