gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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