We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Someone shit on the floor
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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