Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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