I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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