Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize