Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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