Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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