i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Damn victory sex feels great
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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