i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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