Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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