The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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