This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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