Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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