Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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