My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the condom got lost in my hair
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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