I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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