so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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