hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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