We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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