i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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