he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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