she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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