so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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