The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize