i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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