Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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