So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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