she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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