belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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