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I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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