i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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