btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
and you said cock pushups were impossible
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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