He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think i peed on brittanys purse
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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