I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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