Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
