she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Semen is not good for contacts.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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