So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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