The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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