On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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