i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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