I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
