Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize