in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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