At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
