found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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