That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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