We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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