I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
