Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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