Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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