I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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