when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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