Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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