Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Less talking, more tequila
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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