Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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