Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He did a backflip because drugs
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
