No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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